Can you imagine him, fresh out the bath, crawling onto you as you wake?

A list of words/phrases I hate

2008-09-22T12:46:49Z

Words:

Meal, quit, gubbins, delicious, scrumptious, napkin, pocketed, cleverer, crisps, jargon, gibberish, badass, dude,

Phrases:

"Ticks me off", "chill out", "have a fag", "it's a case of", "the fact of the matter is", "cut to the chase", "thank god", When you say "I lost -item-" and some retard asks "Well, where did you last put it?", "It's always in the last place you look", "What's up?",

ADD TO THE LIST PLZ

Bored /=/=/=/=/=/=QUIZ

2008-09-22T11:20:01Z

When was the last time you went camping?
When I was like 13. Ugh it was ghey, I went with that weird Scott Wyatt kid from school. HE FANCIED ME UGH GAWD ; ;

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
YEH LUC IS COMING DOWN TOMORROWERKFADS

Have you ever woke up next to someone and were creeped out?
Rofl yeah, that tiem when me and Luc spooned in my single bed in Poole. It was so freezing and the bed was broken, I woke up with a sharp pain in my ass and I was like WTF then I realised Luc had a 2" and it was the bed. Good times.

What do you do when you need to relax?
R.E.M

What are you listening to right now?
R.E.M. - Bad Day

What was the last thing you purchased?
Dinner for me and Robbyz at Wetherspoons <3

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with the letter P?
Noe.

What about a J?
No

And how about a G?
no ;(

Could you forgive a boyfriend girlfriend or friend who physically hurt you?
IDK I GUESS.

Can money buy happiness?
If you're happy to begin with then you can only get happier with monies. If you're lonely and buy yourself a Yacht I guess you'd cheer up a bit.

Are you looking forward to anything?
Yeah seeing Luc `

any one said they love you in the last week?
OH YEZ a few ppl

Do you think you would be a good parent?
LOL I don't know. Maybe. Even if I was a bad parent I'd just watch Wife Swap and look at what a shit job those tossers do.

What part of your body aches right now?
My back tooth. Hope it's nothing serious fdsjgjfgs

What was the last thing you took a bite of?
Hmm, a cheek rofll.

What are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing.

Do you usually have weird dreams?
Rofl yes. I had a weird one about Luc and a train.

Do you like your bed?
Yeah but I prefer my one in Poole. KING SIZE.

Have you ever been to NYC?
Noe, I want to though ;9

What are you thinking about right now?
It's cold.

What colour is your keyboard?
Black

How has this past week been for you?
HORRIBLE. Spain was HORRIBLE. ; ;

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Yeah

Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
Yes

Will this weekend be a good one?
Hope sooooo ;D

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
rofl I dont know. My sunglasses look pretty girly. They could be female idk fgdsk.

Mobile post

2008-09-10T11:17:34Z

Ugh, i hate airports. This is the start of something horrible. Ilu ALDO!

Going to Spain.

2008-09-09T22:23:34Z

I'm going to Spain with the Uni tomorrow. Ugh. I'LL BE STUCK IN THAT HORRIBLE PLACE FOR 10 DAYS ;-; The work's going to be so dull. At least we get a week off when I get back. idk my dependant ass should gtfo *Is sad for having an e-friend*

(L)

2008-09-07T13:56:48Z

A QUIZ

2008-09-07T12:45:22Z

If you had to make out with your ex or your best friend, who would you choose?
Best friend

When was the last time you slept in a bed with the same sex?
Ugh, like a week ago ;-;

What are you listening to currently?
Mad at Gravity lol

Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Sort of.

Do you have a gay friend?
LOL MANY

Will you be having sex tomorrow?
Hope so. D:

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Few weeks ago. It tasted weird, but not terrible.

Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Yeah, my name (Neal) is my Mum's Maiden name.

Have you ever had sex in church?
LOL. No. But it would be an epic blasphemy.

Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
No, he can barely lift a box.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Alcohol

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yeah.

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Night

Are you taken/single?
Taken.

Do you listen to love songs when you’re down?
No, but I do listen to things like Gloomy Sunday and Hans Zimmer.

Do you normally sleep with clothes on?
Almost never.

Do you always answer your phone?
Yesth.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Nope, not at the moment. ^^

Are you listening to music right now?
Yep.

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yeh ^^

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Yes

Does anyone hate you?
Yeah, probably. rofl. Lol Chris Miller. AND KOURTERZ.

Are you any good at math?
Definitely not.

Is the last person you kissed also the next person you'll kiss?
Yes

Are you available?
Pix plz.

Do you currently have a hickey?
Rofl no, it's not the eighties.

What did you do today?
Got up, went on the PC, phoned Rob, cleaned and tidied the house, did this ghey quiz cos I'm bored.

Who did you say 'I love you' to last?
Robbyz.

What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Nothing really in particular. Things are looking up since the summer though.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yeah it's been nearly 4 years rofl

What is stressing you out most right now?
Going on this shitty Spainish trip.

Does anyone love you?
I'd like to think I wasn't just some next-door fuck jar :aldo:

What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to town to get some WATERPROOF TROUSERZ. And just shopeen in general.

Do you fall for people easily?
Not really, no.

Are you happy with the way life is going?
Yeah, it's pretty alright.

When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
LOL ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO.

Looking forward to something this weekend?
Nope, I'll be in horrible Spain.

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
No, but I hate smelling of it. ;9

What always makes you feel better when you are upset?
Depends what I'm upset about.

Are you smiling?
Not right now, no o.o

Where is (are) your best friend/s?
Sleeping.

Are you happy right now?
Yeah, I guess so. I'm not unhappy.

Are you afraid of falling in love?
wtf? rofl no.

Operation Wetback

2008-09-07T12:29:07Z

Operation Wetback was a 1954 project of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) to remove about four million illegal immigrants from the southwestern United States, with a focus on Mexican nationals.

ROFL RIO GRANDE.

Definitions of fishy on the Web:

not as expected; "there was something fishy about the accident"; "up to some funny business"; "some definitely queer goings-on"; "a shady deal"; "her motives were suspect"; "suspicious behavior"

Is dependant

2008-09-07T09:46:46Z

OMG. Robbyz is coming back today! I should see him in a matter of hours! :fg:

ugh I need to gtfo with my dependant ass ^^ but still I can't wait to see him. We're going to go out for lunch to Wetherspoons, lol I'm gunna order a Mojito. Gayest drink ever. Then tonight I was going to cook him dinner or something. ^^ I HAVE CURRY OR SPAGHETTI SO IDK.

Anyway tonight should be... interesting, I hope, to say the least.

rofl wtf.

2008-09-06T20:31:36Z



		I will marry Robbyz.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in dsaf in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 4 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a blue dfsaf.
		I will spend my days as a dfsasd, and live happily ever after.

Sailors fighting in the dance hall

2008-09-06T12:18:42Z

OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO.

Sos anyway. ^^ Not much exciting happening today either. My sister is going to come over in the afternoon and we're going to get a KFC or something and watch X-Factor, rofl.

Oh ja, I made up with Luc yesterday. ^^ We had the whole thing, but it's cool now. Hopefully it will be like the good old times again. ROFL THE GERMAN LESSONS. Omg epic. Everyone always says school was the best days of their life, truthfully I hated Corfe Hills, but fuck, the German lessons. They were so fun, we were such a cunt to the teacher. I sort of wished I'd learnt something in those lessons when I went to Germany, rofl she'd fucking murder me if she found that out. She was a bitch though, always fucking called me Ricky for some annoying reason.

Now Aldo is going to start calling me Ricky.

FINALLY. Internet ;-;

2008-09-05T11:41:41Z

OMFG. That last 5 days was fucking horrible. I'm down in Plymouth now, on my own for a few more days, and jesus that week was so boring. I had shitty fuzzy TV , no internets, no money and I'd finished all my games. ;-; I missed Aldo loads. dfsaf. The most exciting time I had is when I went to ASDA with my sister, rofl. She bought like 50 cans of carrots and peas and beans and stuff, it was like there was a war on or something. We had an alright time together on a few days but nothing mind blowingly exciting. Nice to spend time with her though, since I haven't seen her much lately since she's been in Plymouth D:

The new flat is pretty nice, it doesn't have a lounge like my old one but the rooms are 20% bigger or something because of that. FDSFG. There's also a leak in our kitchen ceiling, rofl. If the guy upstairs has a shower then it leaks through this crack under his bath, apparently, which then leaks through the roof of our kitchen. They told him twice not to use the shower, but he does anyway. He like this weird mixture between Mexicin and Chinese. Chinese face with Mexicin skin colour and hair. Because he wont stfu and just have a bath, there's this fungus thing growing out of the crack now, rofl. My sister saw it and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OMFG." It was funny.

That's pretty gross. When the Landlord came over after I rung him to let him know he walked in and just went "Shit" and walked out again. I was like wtf is a poisonous or something? Anyway, predictably, he hasn't done anything about it.

The day before I left for Plym we went to the Dorset Steam Fair. It was fun, we went on loads of rides and stuff ^^ We went on this haunted house ride for a laugh and it was shit as expected. The scariest part was when the car opened the big metal doors just by crashing into them, rofl. One part, the car goes down quite a steep bit then turns then smashes a door open, and when these girls were on it, it fucking derailed. ROFL. I pissed myself, it was so funny. They were screaming going OH MY FUCKIN GOD ## getting really pissed off and everything. The woman looking after the ride looked terrified, good tiems. Oh yeah, we also went on this mouse mayhem ride or something rofl. It was a roller coaster, and it looked pretty kiddy so we went on it for the lulz, and jesus, it was so fucking dangerous. I thought we were just gunna fly off the edge or something, the noises it made were pretty creepy. It was pretty fast too, it was funny to see the mouse theme and little kids going "Yeah, let's go on that!!" then completely shitting themselves because it was so unsafe. It was manned by this mexicin bloke too which made me giggle.

WE ALSO WENT ON THE FERRIS WHEEL AND IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC AND RATHER HOMOSEXUAL. ^^

Ugh, can't sleep

2008-08-29T02:02:16Z

I can't sleep. I KEEP WORRYING ABOUT UNIVERSITY 'N SHIT ;-; If Rob doesn't get in that means I'm going to be stuck on my own like a dickhead. The trips will be unbearable as all the people on them are a bunch of twats. Sounds arrogant but I really don't want to be friends with anyone in my class. They're so lame. All they can talk about is how drunk they got last night or how many PHIT BURDZ THEY PULLED M8. It's pathetic, and certainly not my kind of people. I was initially surprised that this kind of person can actually make their way to university but I guess academically clever people can be twats and wankers socially. There's this one weird kid that stares. Weird kid is weird. I guess I'm just being a dickhead, but for whatever reason I don't want to be friends with these people. I did talk to this one kid but he turned into another recycled personality of someone who can only get drunk then go on about it. It was a shame. He was quite ugly anyway so it's no huge loss. OMG THE ACNE ON HIS NECK. So disgusting.

IDK. I guess I'm not very good at making friends because I don't mess around with that "pretending to like things you don't and be someone you're not to be friends with the popular kids" bullshit. I pretty much dislike everyone except a select few, lolz. Shame how my e-friends are so different to all the assholes that live here in olde britz.I don't like a lot of people here, but the worst part is that I can probably think up a good enough reason for most of them. I don't go hayin' for no reason *is a chav*

What a way to start the morning :Aldo:

2008-08-28T14:15:48Z

3 weeks is a long time. ;9

Sos I'm going to Robbyz today. First we have to go shopping with his mum for the trip or something, rofl. I think she wants to get him clothes and some plates and that kind of shit for when we move in together next year. I'll just make him buy me a Greggs or a SANDWICH or something. lol Tesco tickenz and stuffing. Nice. Oh, fucking hell. 1043 calories?! That can't be right. ILL GIVE THAT SHIT A MISS OR ILL END UP LOOKING LIKE TAN.... Garrison. I'm not a huge fan of curry either. Lol Aimen.

The American thing is really getting old... but I bet you laughed too, huh? I never remembered making any generalizations about British people until you started making fun of the way I said McDonalds. Honestly, have your laugh at us "Americans", you just look like an even more generalizing idiot.

1. The watch I'm wearing isn't even close to a men's watch. It's one of those girly watches, it's even LIGHT BLUE.

2. I could care less about what is "out of date", they are just shoes. I do not wear any of my new shoes when I go outside. Why? So I can ruin them?

3. It's not my fault that my hair looks wild when I don't put it in a pony tail and I'm out and about doing crazy shit.

4. What's wrong with purple underwear? Are you gonna judge people based on what color underwear they wear?

5. The white socks are comfy, I have all kinds of socks.

6. Yes, Caitlin is a fatass.

You and Aimen are both naive little shits. Come to any American place and talk about us like that there, and see what happens to you. No one is going to give a shit about Britain. =/

Anyway I hope Robbyz gets in so I'm not sat in like a twat with all the plates and clothes on my own ;-; ugh gawdz he probably will, he's quite smart.

We had a sugoi time last night. We only stayed in and watched some DVDs but it was fun. We watched series 1 of That Mitchell and Webb look, rofl, I love that show so much. I remember a time when Rob didn't like peep show or Dave Mitchell.Harsh times.

Bored.

2008-08-27T19:35:12Z

LOL ME-ME. Whatever that is. Do me.

Tawnuh:Ask me to talk about a subject that you know I like (whether it be a person, videogame, anything) and that you like too (hint: look at my interests?) and I'll comment you back telling you what I think about it and why I like it. fsafljask;

Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty

2008-08-27T11:39:41Z

OMG I WANT THIS GAME. I loved Ratchet & Clank: Future so much (Its lost now after the move *slits*) and QFB is like an expansion pack, only £10. Sadly I haven't even got £10 so I've got to wait. LOL SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME ;-; JOHN? ;-; lol the name sounds like a sex game. That's the idea though, I think. TO BE WELL FUNNEH.

Anyone else got it?

Im pushing an elephant up the stairs

2008-08-26T22:28:37Z

Im tossing up punchlines that were never there. Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground.

ilAldo

2008-08-26T22:26:08Z

First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. I win!

LET'S HAVE AN

2008-08-26T19:14:40Z

By psychospic <3

WTF

2008-08-26T16:34:58Z

I deleted an entry and got this:

Is that meant to be funny or something? I laughed because it was so random and so lame. rofl

Concentration 20

2008-08-26T16:09:47Z

My my, it's like watching the generation game. I bet that's a reference you get.

I need more music.

BITCH I WILL TAKE YOU OUT

2008-08-26T01:56:09Z

AHAHAHAH. FUCK. THE SLOW MO.

Weird dream

2008-08-25T20:37:17Z

Oh, my god. I had a well weird dream earlier. I was waiting in a airport with Aldo for my friend, Michael Mo, to get off this plane. This is so random since I haven't seen Michael Mo for about 2 years. Anyway we were waiting and we bought those M&M men, you know those tubes of M&Ms with the little coloured M&M men on them on a train or some weird shit and we were waiting in this que and this woman asked if we were married and Aldo said no and his eyes got all teary and I was like wtf and the woman goes "Aw, its so nice to see you out and about" WTF? Anyway we bought them and sat down and ate them then Michael got off the plane and he was crying cos he got loads of E grades in his GCSEs. rofl

Headaaaaaaaaaache

2008-08-25T20:20:29Z

Ugh I have a headache and there's no pain killerz ;; faggotz, gheys, queers, poofs, fruits, and fairies.

When is aldo going to get on? :(

Layout lol

2008-08-25T15:51:02Z

UGH GAWDZ I HAD TO PIC A DEFAULT ONEZ.

I tried to get this sugoi off one of the free groups or something and it didn't work because their tutorial was from some older version or something, rofl.

So im stuck with these pissybits until someone finds one and does it for me ~ ALDO ~

What if it's not that... but it's Jaws?

2008-08-25T14:51:37Z

"Henry"? "Sarah"? These are just words, really.