Words:

Meal, quit, gubbins, delicious, scrumptious, napkin, pocketed, cleverer, crisps, jargon, gibberish, badass, dude,

Phrases:

"Ticks me off", "chill out", "have a fag", "it's a case of", "the fact of the matter is", "cut to the chase", "thank god", When you say "I lost -item-" and some retard asks "Well, where did you last put it?", "It's always in the last place you look", "What's up?",

ADD TO THE LIST PLZ

Ugh, i hate airports. This is the start of something horrible. Ilu ALDO!

I'm going to Spain with the Uni tomorrow. Ugh. I'LL BE STUCK IN THAT HORRIBLE PLACE FOR 10 DAYS ;-; The work's going to be so dull. At least we get a week off when I get back. idk my dependant ass should gtfo *Is sad for having an e-friend*

Operation Wetback was a 1954 project of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) to remove about four million illegal immigrants from the southwestern United States, with a focus on Mexican nationals.

ROFL RIO GRANDE.

Definitions of fishy on the Web:

not as expected; "there was something fishy about the accident"; "up to some funny business"; "some definitely queer goings-on"; "a shady deal"; "her motives were suspect"; "suspicious behavior"

OMG. Robbyz is coming back today! I should see him in a matter of hours! :fg:



ugh I need to gtfo with my dependant ass ^^ but still I can't wait to see him. We're going to go out for lunch to Wetherspoons, lol I'm gunna order a Mojito. Gayest drink ever. Then tonight I was going to cook him dinner or something. ^^ I HAVE CURRY OR SPAGHETTI SO IDK.

Anyway tonight should be... interesting, I hope, to say the least.

		I will marry Robbyz.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in dsaf in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 4 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a blue dfsaf.
		I will spend my days as a dfsasd, and live happily ever after.

OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO.



Sos anyway. ^^ Not much exciting happening today either. My sister is going to come over in the afternoon and we're going to get a KFC or something and watch X-Factor, rofl.

Oh ja, I made up with Luc yesterday. ^^ We had the whole thing, but it's cool now. Hopefully it will be like the good old times again. ROFL THE GERMAN LESSONS. Omg epic. Everyone always says school was the best days of their life, truthfully I hated Corfe Hills, but fuck, the German lessons. They were so fun, we were such a cunt to the teacher. I sort of wished I'd learnt something in those lessons when I went to Germany, rofl she'd fucking murder me if she found that out. She was a bitch though, always fucking called me Ricky for some annoying reason.

Now Aldo is going to start calling me Ricky.

OMFG. That last 5 days was fucking horrible. I'm down in Plymouth now, on my own for a few more days, and jesus that week was so boring. I had shitty fuzzy TV , no internets, no money and I'd finished all my games. ;-; I missed Aldo loads. dfsaf. The most exciting time I had is when I went to ASDA with my sister, rofl. She bought like 50 cans of carrots and peas and beans and stuff, it was like there was a war on or something. We had an alright time together on a few days but nothing mind blowingly exciting. Nice to spend time with her though, since I haven't seen her much lately since she's been in Plymouth D:

The new flat is pretty nice, it doesn't have a lounge like my old one but the rooms are 20% bigger or something because of that. FDSFG. There's also a leak in our kitchen ceiling, rofl. If the guy upstairs has a shower then it leaks through this crack under his bath, apparently, which then leaks through the roof of our kitchen. They told him twice not to use the shower, but he does anyway. He like this weird mixture between Mexicin and Chinese. Chinese face with Mexicin skin colour and hair. Because he wont stfu and just have a bath, there's this fungus thing growing out of the crack now, rofl. My sister saw it and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OMFG." It was funny.



That's pretty gross. When the Landlord came over after I rung him to let him know he walked in and just went "Shit" and walked out again. I was like wtf is a poisonous or something? Anyway, predictably, he hasn't done anything about it.

The day before I left for Plym we went to the Dorset Steam Fair. It was fun, we went on loads of rides and stuff ^^ We went on this haunted house ride for a laugh and it was shit as expected. The scariest part was when the car opened the big metal doors just by crashing into them, rofl. One part, the car goes down quite a steep bit then turns then smashes a door open, and when these girls were on it, it fucking derailed. ROFL. I pissed myself, it was so funny. They were screaming going OH MY FUCKIN GOD ## getting really pissed off and everything. The woman looking after the ride looked terrified, good tiems. Oh yeah, we also went on this mouse mayhem ride or something rofl. It was a roller coaster, and it looked pretty kiddy so we went on it for the lulz, and jesus, it was so fucking dangerous. I thought we were just gunna fly off the edge or something, the noises it made were pretty creepy. It was pretty fast too, it was funny to see the mouse theme and little kids going "Yeah, let's go on that!!" then completely shitting themselves because it was so unsafe. It was manned by this mexicin bloke too which made me giggle.

WE ALSO WENT ON THE FERRIS WHEEL AND IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC AND RATHER HOMOSEXUAL. ^^

I can't sleep. I KEEP WORRYING ABOUT UNIVERSITY 'N SHIT ;-; If Rob doesn't get in that means I'm going to be stuck on my own like a dickhead. The trips will be unbearable as all the people on them are a bunch of twats. Sounds arrogant but I really don't want to be friends with anyone in my class. They're so lame. All they can talk about is how drunk they got last night or how many PHIT BURDZ THEY PULLED M8. It's pathetic, and certainly not my kind of people. I was initially surprised that this kind of person can actually make their way to university but I guess academically clever people can be twats and wankers socially. There's this one weird kid that stares. Weird kid is weird. I guess I'm just being a dickhead, but for whatever reason I don't want to be friends with these people. I did talk to this one kid but he turned into another recycled personality of someone who can only get drunk then go on about it. It was a shame. He was quite ugly anyway so it's no huge loss. OMG THE ACNE ON HIS NECK. So disgusting.

IDK. I guess I'm not very good at making friends because I don't mess around with that "pretending to like things you don't and be someone you're not to be friends with the popular kids" bullshit. I pretty much dislike everyone except a select few, lolz. Shame how my e-friends are so different to all the assholes that live here in olde britz.I don't like a lot of people here, but the worst part is that I can probably think up a good enough reason for most of them. I don't go hayin' for no reason *is a chav*

3 weeks is a long time. ;9

Sos I'm going to Robbyz today. First we have to go shopping with his mum for the trip or something, rofl. I think she wants to get him clothes and some plates and that kind of shit for when we move in together next year. I'll just make him buy me a Greggs or a SANDWICH or something. lol Tesco tickenz and stuffing. Nice. Oh, fucking hell. 1043 calories?! That can't be right. ILL GIVE THAT SHIT A MISS OR ILL END UP LOOKING LIKE TAN.... Garrison. I'm not a huge fan of curry either. Lol Aimen.

The American thing is really getting old... but I bet you laughed too, huh?   I never remembered making any generalizations about British people until you started making fun of the way I said McDonalds. Honestly, have your laugh at us "Americans", you just look like an even more generalizing idiot.

1. The watch I'm wearing isn't even close to a men's watch. It's one of those girly watches, it's even LIGHT BLUE.

2. I could care less about what is "out of date", they are just shoes. I do not wear any of my new shoes when I go outside.   Why? So I can ruin them?

3. It's not my fault that my hair looks wild when I don't put it in a pony tail and I'm out and about doing crazy shit.

4. What's wrong with purple underwear? Are you gonna judge people based on what color underwear they wear?

5. The white socks are comfy, I have all kinds of socks.  

6. Yes, Caitlin is a fatass.

You and Aimen are both naive little shits. Come to any American place and talk about us like that there, and see what happens to you. No one is going to give a shit about Britain. =/

Anyway I hope Robbyz gets in so I'm not sat in like a twat with all the plates and clothes on my own ;-; ugh gawdz he probably will, he's quite smart.

We had a sugoi time last night. We only stayed in and watched some DVDs but it was fun. We watched series 1 of That Mitchell and Webb look, rofl, I love that show so much. I remember a time when Rob didn't like peep show or Dave Mitchell.Harsh times. 

LOL ME-ME. Whatever that is. Do me.

Tawnuh:Ask me to talk about a subject that you know I like (whether it be a person, videogame, anything) and that you like too (hint: look at my interests?) and I'll comment you back telling you what I think about it and why I like it. fsafljask;

OMG I WANT THIS GAME. I loved Ratchet & Clank: Future so much (Its lost now after the move *slits*) and QFB is like an expansion pack, only £10. Sadly I haven't even got £10 so I've got to wait. LOL SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME ;-; JOHN? ;-; lol the name sounds like a sex game. That's the idea though, I think. TO BE WELL FUNNEH.

Anyone else got it?

Im tossing up punchlines that were never there. Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground.

First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. I win!

By psychospic  <3

I deleted an entry and got this:



Is that meant to be funny or something? I laughed because it was so random and so lame. rofl

My my, it's like watching the generation game. I bet that's a reference you get.

I need more music.